Jesus told me that the following titles will have dominion over the Publisher’s Weekly Religion Bestsellers list by year’s end.
1. Your Second Best Life Now: Seven More Steps to Living Your Full Potential
2. Baked Beans for the Soul
3. The Prayer of Jezebel: Breaking Into the Blessed Life
4. Thou Shalt: The Power of Positive Commandments
5. Left Behind: How to Spot a Godless Liberal From the Rear
6. My God Can Whup Your God
7. Driven By What’s Inside: Ancient Secrets of the Subaru
8. Never In Vain: Using the Lord’s Name to Heal Anger and Spread Righteousness
9. The Lost Gospel of O™
10. Sacred Heart: Spiritual Wisdom of the Aztecs