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Thanks

I am thankful for pine needles.
I am thankful for uncivil engineering.
I am thankful for rapture-ready Christians.
I am thankful for my balls.
I am thankful for synergistic competencies across solution implementation, product/platform technologies and selling channels.
I am thankful for Potted Meat Product.
I am thankful for like, whatever.
I am thankful for standards-based curriculum mapping.
I am thankful for palpable resentments on a stick.
I am thankful for Thursday.
I am thankful for fresh pink pencil erasers.
I am thankful for leveraging on-demand business intelligence solutions.
I am thankful for the Incredible Hulk of dogs, Wendy the whippet.
I am thankful for the hypertext transfer protocol and to the republic for which it stands, except where otherwise noted.
I am thankful for “88″ sounding like “fortune fortune” in Cantonese.
I am thankful for habeas corpus, Corpus Christi, and corpus delicti with special sauce.
I am thankful for gratitude.
I am thankful for two-headed snakes blinking in sync.
I am thankful for latent-trajectory and latent-growth-curve models for a dependent variable having ordered categories.
I am thankful for every serviceable device.
I am thankful for sand.

This entry was posted Thursday, November 26th, 2009 at 9:27 pm and is filed under Humor, Riffs.  Print

15 Responses to “Thanks”

1. John Miedema says:

   November 26, 2009 at 9:46 pm

   My first public blog was written under a pseudonym. The blog was called ‘Radical Happiness’. It was a series of short posts of things I was thankful for. Happy Thanksgiving Americans.

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   • Dave says:

     November 28, 2009 at 10:52 am

     Thanks, John. As you may know our national steteotype of Canadians is that you all are excessively polite, so a blog devoted to thanking the universe does seem somewhat in character. :)

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2. Mark says:

   November 26, 2009 at 10:35 pm

   *claps*

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3. t says:

   November 26, 2009 at 11:40 pm

   “I am thankful for “88″ sounding like “fortune fortune” in Cantonese.” :)

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4. Beth Patterson says:

   November 27, 2009 at 2:28 am

   Dear Dave,
   You’re weird.
   In the best possible hypertext.
   Just thought you might want to know.
   Sincerely,
   Your friend
   PS I’m grateful for weirdness. It keeps us from sanity.

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   • Dave says:

     November 27, 2009 at 8:55 am

     What? NOOOOOOO!
     Well, O.K. Maybe a little.

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5. bev says:

   November 27, 2009 at 9:20 am

   I am thankful for two-headed snakes blinking in sync

   I am thankful for writing that can make me smile.

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   • Dave says:

     November 28, 2009 at 10:44 am

     I am thankful for comments from peripatetic naturalist-bloggers.

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6. SarahJ says:

   November 28, 2009 at 4:11 am

   like.

   & where to procure potted meat product?

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   • Dave says:

     November 28, 2009 at 10:49 am

     I don’t know. It’s usually in the Spam aisle around here. And the full name is actually “Potted Meat Food Product,” just in case anyone had doubts.

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7. Dick says:

   November 28, 2009 at 3:43 pm

   As a Brit and thus on paper congenitally inclined to sneer at public thanksgivings of any sort, I am thankful for anyone cracked enough to be grateful out loud for fresh pink pencil erasers, two-headed snakes blinking in sync and his balls.

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   • Dave says:

     November 29, 2009 at 1:23 am

     Well, you know me, Dick — I’m a deeply religious man. I think it’s important to feel gratitude not just for the good things but for whatever life throws my way, be it two-headed snakes, standards-based curriculum mapping, or balls.

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8. Peter says:

   November 28, 2009 at 9:08 pm

   “Standards-based curriculum mapping.” I’m thankful for five days away from it.

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   • Dave says:

     November 29, 2009 at 1:19 am

     I can well believe that.

     Reply
9. leslee says:

   November 30, 2009 at 4:55 pm

   I am ever thankful for your ability to make me snort, chortle or otherwise snicker, especially when I’m at work.

   Reply

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