Things That Go Bump in the Night

Posted on August 4, 2010 by Dave Bonta
  • dog
  • shutters
  • burglar
  • neighbors
  • those darn kids
  • lap dancer
  • zombie
  • bear in kitchen
  • FBI agents
  • falling branch
  • Uncle Fred
  • trolls
  • distant thunder
  • those darn raccoons
  • terrorist
  • pole dancer
  • pizza delivery boy
  • Sarah Palin
  • improbably clumsy ghost
  • wombat
  • stalker
  • homeless man
  • BATF agents
  • flying squirrel
  • meteorite
  • lost stoner
  • Rick Astley
  • your own left foot
  • desperate nymphomaniac
  • hit man
  • those darn mice

About Dave Bonta

Dave Bonta (bio) crowd-sources his problems by following his gut, which he shares with one quadrillion of his closest microbial friends --- a tight-knit, symbiotic community comprising some 500 different species of bacteria, fungi, and protozoa.
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0 Responses to Things That Go Bump in the Night

  1. Elizabeth Westmark says:
    August 5, 2010 at 7:38 am

    sleepwalkers
    those darn house guests

  2. David Harmon says:
    August 5, 2010 at 1:08 pm

    Delusional neighbors…

    <Bang Bang> “Keep it down up there!”

    <Zzzz…> “huh?”

  3. Tim Tyler says:
    August 5, 2010 at 2:41 pm

    Those darn grandkids

  4. Joan says:
    August 5, 2010 at 3:11 pm

    Toilet lid/seat
    Fridge door.

    Not necessarily in that order… The perp? My hubby, the Midnight Marauder.