Keep it together, brother.
Don’t fret the empty head,
the female thread.
Don’t let them call you
a dumb thumbscrew.
Stand tough over your stuff
with your spatulate antlers,
your battle rattle
ready to let fly.
—Or is that, in fact, a pair
of tin ears?
You’ve done it again Dave! Another anthem for the inanimate.
An anthem, eh? Thanks, Robbi! I had fun with this one for sure.