In London, every day is a red letter day, and the sky is rarely anything but white.
In London, as in most cities, it’s best not to look strangers in the eye.
In London, green pigs fly with tennis rackets for wings.
In London, Queen Victoria is not amused by her new subjects with their uncouth cameras and foreign tongues.
In London, the statues stick their heads in the ground to avoid being identified by the ubiquitous security cameras.
In London, even herons and moorhens get chips with their fish.