I am untroubled by serpents
or the marinated feet of pigs.
I bear no antipathy toward bears
or the bees they bedevil,
& the devil never tempts me
to any evil I can’t invent on my own
(forgive me if I don’t delve into the details).
What makes me break down is a banjo,
lonesome as our only god the clock
but with two hands, both of them fast.
Looking in its open back
can be disconcerting: What makes it go?
There’s nothing but a bare rod
& the smell of rain.
Where’s the balance wheel?
The escapement?
The gear train?
It calls to me, the ghost in its machine.
Play it, son!
Make it ring like a hammer on steel
& rattle like a Gatling gun
until it smokes.
Catskin Banjo
The shack was hers,
every plank & plunk of it.
In heat when they treed her,
bleary with need, she had let
the dog get between her
& the door.
She went up the tallest
walnut she could find,
but the man struck
the bark with the flat of his axe
& listened—
she felt its long deep shiver
as if it were her own.
We’ll take ’em both,
he told the slobbering hound,
& began to chop.
With each blow
her claws dug farther in
& her sex pressed down
like a third & spellbound ear.
She rode it to the ground
where the dog & the axe were waiting.
A lifetime later
her hide still held fast
to the walnut wood.
The shack was hers,
every plank & plunk of it.
Five strands of gut
thin as claw marks
stretched from top to bottom
of the only door.
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I am indebted to Foxfire 3 for information on making catskin (and other) banjos. Their older informants were recalling practices from their youth in the southern Appalachians around the beginning of the 20th century.
Resolutions
This year, I will:
- dissolve in solution
- void the warranty
- integrate multi-dimensional dynamics to improve performance
- do the people’s business
- evolve lungs and learn to live on land
- keep out of reach of children
- take calming herbs such as chamomile, stinging nettle, and oatstraw
- hang crepe on your door
- drink to that
- LOL
- apply a thin layer of the product over affected area twice daily
- share the wealth
- walk like a duck
- declare victory and withdraw all my troops
- subtract line 40a from line 38
- become my own cheerleader
- get on the same page
- combine medications to enhance depression outcomes
- drop it like it’s hot
- use verbs or action words to help define the objective
- extend my wardrobe to patterned suits including pinstripes, herringbone, and plaids
- shuffle off to Buffalo
- scheme

