Flip, flop and fly — not necessarily in that order.
Re-wire all your circuits and don’t ground anything.
Re-calibrate your trajectory every half-second like a butterfly en route to nothing in particular.
Unless you believe in market forces, you will die in your sins. Trust in the rational investor and the invisible hand.
Use the small hammer provided to break the glass.
When called upon to participate in a panic attack, be sure to bring the viable issue of your torrid fling with a goat.
Sew panic buttons into all your shirts for easy access.
Alongside the lyric, dramatic and satiric, pre-Socratic philosophers recognized the importance of the panic mode.
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, you must be some kind of goddamned robot.
Panic, like dancing, worship services and outbreaks of bubonic plague, is best experienced in a group setting.
Love may take you out of yourself, but only panic can save you from the tedium of thought.
Don’t shout “fire!” willy-nilly in a crowded theater. Wait for a quiet moment full of dramatic tension.
Remember, it’s not true that the lemmings in that Disney nature film committed mass suicide. They were pushed.
