Questions for St. Isidore

Does the glass cactus bloom for a velvet bee?

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If our days are numbered doors, does each door open on a different life?

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Why did the coyote cross the road?

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When they’re alone together in the broom closet, do the dust mop and the vacuum cleaner ever do the dirty?

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Why must the poor always give more than the rich, who regard every gift they receive as a payment justly due, and every payment they owe as an unmerited gift?

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Take a lesson from a Slinky: is life really an upward spiral, or a measured series of descents, ending in a snarl?

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If you have too much time on your hands, does it spread down your arms like a luxuriant pelt?

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Why should one walk the golden street in slippers? Why not in boots?

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St. Isidore is the patron saint of the Internet.

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Dave Bonta (bio) crowd-sources his problems by following his gut, which he shares with 100 trillion of his closest microbial friends — a close-knit, symbiotic community comprising several thousand species of bacteria, fungi, and protozoa. In a similarly collaborative fashion, all of Dave’s writing is available for reuse and creative remix under a Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 United States License. For attribution in printed material, his name (Dave Bonta) will suffice, but for web use, please link back to the original. Contact him for permission to waive the “share alike” provision (e.g. for use in a conventionally copyrighted work).

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