Ah, rural life! Where you can (and my neighbors do) slaughter goats in the front yard.

I don’t know why certain kooks in Iraq think you should be put to death for risque vegetables, but I think that US veggies must be responding. That’s the second, umm, “enhanced” tomato I’ve seen on a blog this week.

Come to think of it, I had some conjoined-twin walnuts late last fall that must have seen it all coming.