Back to the Basics
A local bottled-water company describes its product as “mouth-watering.”
Why Similes are the Most Common Poetic Device in Contemporary American Poetry
Well, like, Americans prefer similitude. Y’know?
Context is Everything
The sign said, “Cut your own.”
As kids, whenever we were really bad, our parents would threaten to give us back to the Indians.
In my past life, I was in two places at once.
A politician in hot water never says “I can’t remember,” because that might make him seem forgetful and incompetent. He says, “I don’t recall.”