Dude, I have seen bear-shaped stumps move, too. I love it when things aren’t what we think they are.
How I marvel at your attention to detail, your observations and your humor, like yelling about all the crownvetch in the forest. But I draw the line when you get XXX rated:
“We stop for red raspberries and find beside the road the uncommonest looking bee-fly we’ve ever seen performing sexual favors for common milkweed.”
Um, some people might not want to stumble upon that sort of nasty writing in the middle of a blog post, Mr. I’m just sayin’.