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“take off my clothes and expose myself as I always do to the sea, its enormity, its danger?”
I’ve known women like that… one of them called herself a witch, but could have passed for faerie. I spent over two years glamoured by her…
Well, I was thinking of our propensity for flesh-baring swimwear in general. I like “glamoured”… though the pedant in me might prefer “englamoured.”
Other. Hide the woods, hoard your seeds, pray for rain.
Good! (I added a note to the post encouraging other people to put Others in the comments, too. I’ll have to remember to do that with polls from now on.)
put a picture of a flame on my cellphone
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As long as its not an old flame. Let her go man.
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There’s actually an app on my ipod that does this.
You know, I thought I might’ve heard that somewhere. For people who want to mime cigarette-lighter tributes at rock concerts, I suppose. Which was always pretty lame even in its original form, if you ask me.