Footnotes

See: 
Orpheus, who learned 
too late that looking back 
can be fatal.
 
See: 
Plato, who gave us the tale of humans 
as originally whole, round with four 
arms, four legs, two faces. 

See: 
How the gods were shook by the thought 
of what could happen if these four-
limbed beings challenged them. 

See: 
How of course, after we were split in half 
like melons, even in bed side by side, each
half longed perennially for the other. 

See:
Sisyphus, who didn't start out 
doing it for cardio, but most
likely looked ripped.

See:
The grocery cart with one
bad wheel, barging away from the meat
and into the vegetable display.
 
See also:
Time, which doesn't make sense
however way you cut it, and yourself,
making sense where you can.