all those years of managing. With a capital
M. By myself. As in, taking on the various jobs
of accountant, short order cook, paper shredder,
juggler, on-call first responder. I told myself, breathless
just meant I was getting things done. A trip downstairs
meant an ocular survey of what I could check off my list
both going and coming. Lug a load of laundry, start
the machine. Empty the old coffee filter. Drain the catch
basket. Put away clean dishes. Toss the half-bottle of fizzy
water gone flat. Charge the twin pack of weed whacker
batteries. I have perhaps a B average on bathroom stall
refinishing, but an A+ on bidet install. At the grocery,
there are marked-down trays of fish or chicken labeled
Manager's Special. In my case, Hell yeah.