Outpatient Procedure, with Home Improvement Show

At the imaging center, her husband checks in
along with other patients there for MRI or
tomography scans. After they get tracer
dye injected in their veins, they'll lie

on a table fed into a gantry as x-rays rotate
around their bodies, producing cross-sectioned
image slices— organs, bones, muscles, blood
vessels— that can be layered to help

doctors with diagnoses or treatment.
She's in the waiting room, where the large TV
monitor is always tuned to a channel where two men
go into falling-down houses. They rip apart rotting

floorboards and waterstained walls like they
were made of wet cardboard, toss out old bathroom
fixtures and hardware. They stop frequently to banter,
as the closed captions show. Later, a female realtor

will check on their progress; her clients are so
excited for open house. "Before" and "After" time
lapse pictures flash on the screen. When her husband
comes out of his procedure, the show is ready for

the big reveal. It looks as though complete renovation
took only a week— A family oohs and aahs over a marble-
veneered kitchen island; bold paint colors, massive
flower vases elevating furniture on a budget.

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