Powerless

Things you can’t do during a power outage if you lack a generator and a mobile device:

  • listen to music
  • listen to the radio
  • process photos
  • work on a podcast
  • post to a blog
  • post to Twitter
  • visit Facebook
  • tend to qarrtsiluni submissions
  • read or answer email
  • revise poems, none of which have a paper backup
  • call or take calls on Skype
  • do laundry
  • cook
  • make tea or coffee
  • run the tap
  • flush the toilet
  • tell the time

Things you can do during a power outage:

  • read a book
  • read a magazine
  • weed the garden
  • write with pen and paper
  • weed the garden some more
  • take pictures
  • go for a walk
  • gather herbs for drying
  • take a nap
  • drink a beer

I am trying to lead an unexciting life and failing miserably. I give thanks to the power company for its periodic lapses, reminding me how far I have yet to go.

Written with pen and paper, 10 August 2011

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  1. (o) Drink one for me, Dave. You can draw a picture, too.

    I’ve been practicing not taking my computer home with me when I leave the studio. Yes, I do have a mobile smartphone now, so email follows me around, but I’m finding that this is a welcome change in my life. When I go home, I cook, drink some wine, practice the piano, draw, knit, talk to my husband, go for walks in the park, water the plants or tend the community garden, take a bath instead of a shower. When I get up in the morning the first thing I do isn’t to turn on the computer. Where it creates problems for me is that I’ve gotten addicted to writing on the computer – word processing/instant editing is definitely a great invention and now intertwined with my writing-brain. But rearranging my schedule to accommodate a computer-less evening has been good for me in other ways. It also saves my back: I got really sick of lugging the laptop in my backpack on my bike.

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    1. Drawing! Yes, I should try that next time.

      Thanks for the comment. You do make owning a smartphone sound very atractive indeed.

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  2. Having said all that, I hope for an end to your power outages. It drives me nuts when we have them!

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    1. It’s pretty frustrating. Usually takes me ten to fifteen minutes to adjust and accept my new powerlessness.

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  3. Great list of what we CAN do, including Beth’s additions, reminding us of the simpler life.

    But, you can’t flush the toilet in a power outage?? You must have an electric pump for your water system? The worst is not having home heating or hot water in winter; why is there no manual switch to turn on the furnace and boiler?

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    1. Well, you can flush your toilet with what’s in the tank, and it will probably refill. But yes, electric pump for the well. In winter outages, I fire up the woodstove to stay warm.

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  4. There wasn’t a storm but there must be something bigger happening…friends in Pine Grove Mills have had no land line (Verizon) for almost a week. Make the best of it.

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  5. It must be over or you wouldn’t have posted this, yes?

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    1. Yes. And thankfully, unlike your friends, our phone/internet line wasn’t affected, because with Verizon workers on strike, we might have to wait a while for a fix.

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