Dale – It’s good to know that Via Negativa is so family-friendly. (Maybe I should incorporate that into the byline somehow?)

Brenda – Glad this made you laugh. Providing relief from Derrida is — along with family-friendly entertainment — something to strive for, I think. And your comment makes me think that “Terms of Service” would be a great title for something, I’m not quite sure what. As for actual blogger TOS, I’d probably start with:

All Blogitude users agree to write only on subjects about which they know nothing. Real or even apparent expertise will be grounds for the termination of a user’s account…