Well, there used to be commercials for Herbal Essences shampoo that boasted of the “Totally Organic Experience” you’d have using is…while showing women having totally orgasmic experiences in the shower & elsewhere whenever they touched their organically clean hair.

I checked the Herbal Essences website, and they’re now encouraging women to have a Long Term Relationship with their hair. There’s a blog-post in that, I’m sure!