Don’t worry, Dave: Herbal Essences is a girly shampoo, so you’d get lots of weird looks at the store if you bought it. (Unless, of course, you announced loudly that you were buying it for your Totally Organic girlfriend.)
What I find fascinating is the fact that a shampoo marketed solely to women focuses on orgasms and long-term relationships to reach that target audience. It makes me wonder what a shampoo commercial marketed exclusively for men would look like. “Buy shampoo X. It’s cheap, and it smells like beer”?