I’d have to agree with Cady May that you have the seasonal affliction. You need some ramps. Ramps and eggs. Ramps and fried potatoes. A skillet full of ramps with a little vinegar on the side. There’s a world of ways to fix them, and in a pinch, you can eat them raw (if you live alone or if everyone in your household eats them raw too).
They work wonders, and you don’t need a lot to set yourself straight. Some people swear by sassafrass tea or bitter greens (dandelions work in a pinch), but I think ramps work best. Any ramps left in Pennsylvania?
It’s a couple of weeks too early to hunt mushrooms in Pocahontas County, although I think we’re going out today anyway.