“Hate” is a term that has a lot of room to wriggle in. Heck, I hate you for being able to read a chapbook a day for a month without getting aesthetic indigestion, and for having more equanimity than I do. But real settled, identity-forming antipathy — shoot, who do I hate like that? Probably only Richard Nixon, and he’s been dead for quite a while.

People who hate you because you’re an open-sourcer, or an environmentalist, you could find, but they wouldn’t be very creative haters, I think. Really they just hate your category. How to find someone who hates you for yourself alone, and not your yellow hair?