Find a tree willing to trade some oxygen for your carbon dioxide.
Start with one breath and see how it goes.
Vacuum cleaners make excellent coaches, since they have nothing useful to teach.
Sleep with your mouth closed so your breath can’t escape.
Cover your mouth when you yawn for the same reason.
Every breath is really the same breath, like a guest that keeps coming back.
Some people do other things while they breathe, but we don’t recommend this. Concentrate!
Public air may be free, but who knows who’s used it?
Breathe natural, odorless bottled air instead.
Some religious people may tell you that prayer is the original form of breathing, but they have it backwards.
Cold weather causes insanity—that’s why you see your breath at lower temperatures.
If pneumonia strikes, burrow into the leaf duff and practice breathing through your skin like a lungless salamander.
The lungs are nothing but wings that have lost their way.
OTHER POSTS IN THE SERIES
- How to wake up
- How to eat
- How to walk
- How to listen
- How to wait
- How to breathe
- How to find things
- Manual: How to make videopoems, courtesy of Swoon
- How to lose
- How to dance
- How to procreate
- How to play
- How to listen: the movie
- How to mourn
- How to calculate
- How to grow up
- How to spit
- How to burn
- How to mourn, Belgian-style
- How to make a fist
- How to make a face
- How to sacrifice
- How to take notes
- How to talk
- How to dig
- How to sleep
- How to cast a shadow
- How to teem
- How to fit in
- How to sit
- How to panic
- How to exist
- How to drive
- How to question authority
- How to cook
- How to find things (videopoem)
- How to distress furniture
- How to meditate
- How to be a poet
I do like these, Dave! You need to branch out your doodlework and illustrate them…
Glad you like them! Visual interpretations of a sort are coming. Stay tuned.
Yes, I think some diagrams showing the important parts would be excellent. Labelled of course.
Yes, I’m not dismissing the idea — though I’m resisting the notion that I should be the one to provide such illustrations! I’d gladly collaborate with an illustrator.
Somebody playful!
Of a sort. Okay! Shall be on size 2 tenterhooks…
You open our eyes to our most basic physical function and make us see how wondrous it really is. I really, really like this. Thanks for sharing.
Thanks for reading. This comment actually helps me see what it is I’m trying to do here — particularly useful since I may have occasion to explain it next week in another forum. Cheers.
“The lungs are nothing but wings that have lost their way.” If you consider that light/energy and air are what essentially make our corporeal component, this line is, indeed, the peak of the metaphysical understanding of man. Following the logical conclusion of the Platonic formula for life (we are spirits trapped in ephemeral vessels), breath as we know it are the wings to the ultimate genesis, and the air beneath the wings that make us ascend Icarus-like. Thus, your line as humour but poetic nonetheless, aspires to fulfill its ontological (defining being) and epistemological (discovering knowledge) functions. And I am not even being hyperbolic. I like the series, Dave.
Hi Albert – I’m glad you’re liking the series. Any and all interpretations are welcome, but I personally reserve judgement on the wisdom or lack thereof in this instruction manual, which sometimes feels like an imperfect translation from another language.