Let your yesses mean yes and your nos also mean yes.
Blink authoritatively like Jeannie in I Dream of Jeannie.
Acquire a sleek and gleaming surface, punctuated only by a minimalist logo.
Have your people call my people.
Regardless of emergent properties, any whole can be reduced to the sum of its parts through the elimination of each part, for example during warfare.
Flagrantly compare apples and oranges. It’s no worse than lumping Winesaps with Red Delicious.
If two wings are good, three wings must be better!
Every problem is a word problem. Make language your bitch.
Assume that the soil removed in digging a hole will never be enough to fill it again.
Plan on emptying your bowels to make up the difference.
Don’t use a broker; find a money-whisperer.
If you want to be on the winning team, side with death.
Rename all the numbers, starting with A.