Ooh, “full of stirs,” I love that.

At mine? How about a heartfelt “Jesus wept!” as a mourner is overcome with grief, but can’t bring himself to curse at a funeral?

The one they use the most around here is “In my Father’s house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you.” I’ve heard it so often at funerals that it makes me teary now, just to read it.